Eva Alordiah Slams Ladies Hating On Her Relationship


Its no news rapper Eva and her TV presenter boo,Caesar seem to be madly in love… After posting a video of them passionately kissing, some fans especially females slammed her..Read her reply below

I understand that none of you have ever had the yearning to Eat your boyfriends like I eat mine Quite a number of you do not even have boyfriends and from the tone in your many comments, GuuurrRl!! It is not hard to understand why!
I feel your pain

Because even I have bled from the same vein
But unlike you I didn’t go around pouring hate and the bitter kola taste of an impertinent spirit into every girl who had one, like I would palm oil into a frying pan.
Instead I saw her and wished it were me
I Said to God, I want that too!
And when, after many a great hits and misses with boys, like a learner on a tennis pitch who just can’t quite hit the ball right, I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet..


And made me say Yes I commit
And Lord Oh Lord, every time I see him I know that I gotta Eat!! And so I eat, when I want to sha,
Nor be everytime the thing dey chook me like that.
Sometimes I like to eat fast
Sometimes I like to eat slow
Other times I am undecided which tempo to go
Like traffic on third mainland bridge at Guruscrib Forum from Ikeja
Go – slow…no, stop for a while for no reason, Go fast…Go slow again.
I don’t know how long this feast would last,
But it has been served me like the buffet at an Igbo Wedding reception with Food cooked by Isoko women and I intend to eat and eat and eat for as Long as the Food is in sight.

I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out! Say Amen, say it nauuuu you know you want to
Hey C @mr_ceezerleo
Thanks for letting me eat again. Tonight, the moon had a subtle glow about it. Daalu o?

#eva and caesar S1 coming to you now! Please Subscribe to ‘eva and caesar’ on youtube to watch all of our crazy randomness as we both try to figure out how to make a Relationship really work in this 160character texting world we now live in!

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